Craig recommends… Here’s my latest Tower of London review. How about having a guided tour with a Yeoman Warder? Or attending a church service in the Chapel Royal? You can also visit the Tower at night and see the 900-year old Ceremony of the Keys or go on a Twilight Tour.
The Tower of London was built by William the Conqueror to cow the city after the Normal Conquest, and its position on the river provided an excellent defence of the Thames. After the introduction of artillery its role as a fortress faded, but its high walls made it into a perfect prison.
The White Tower  is the oldest part of the site, begun by William and completed by Henry III. Its name comes not from the stone used in construction, but from the whitewash it received in 1241.
The White Tower has had many uses throughout its history – at one point it was even used as an astronomical observatory until they built the Royal Observatory at Greenwich.
There are two walls surrounding the White Tower. The inner wall has thirteen turrets, and the outer wall has five. A moat was added in the 13th-century and completed by Henry III. Henry VIII added various timber buildings to the grounds, but eventually left for Hampton Court Palace. By the time of James I in 1603, Whitehall Palace had taken over as the primary residence of the king.
Traitor’s Gate  used to be the arch through which prisoners were ferried in from the Thames. The moat is dry today, but back in the Middle Ages they would stop at the base of the stone steps, and the prisoners would be marched through the portcullis underneath the Bloody Tower.
The Bloody Tower  has held many famous prisoners including Guy Fawkes, who was interrogated here after the Gunpowder Plot, and Sir Walter Raleigh, who was held here for twelve years.
The most famous prisoners of all were the Princes in the Tower. When King Edward IV died in 1483 his brother locked his sons inside the Tower of London and usurped the throne as Richard III. Their skeletal remains were found hidden in underneath a stone staircase two centuries later, and buried in Westminster Abbey.
A short distance from the White Tower is Tower Green . Despite its grisly history, only seven people have actually been killed here – prisoners of a lower social standing were either hung or beheaded on Tower Hill.
The most famous Queens to lose their heads were Henry’s unfortunate wives: Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard. Their bodies were then laid to rest underneath the altar in the Chapel of St Peter ad Vincula.
The Tower of London Crown Jewels are kept inside the Jewel House in Waterloo Barracks , and the queues can sometimes be quite daunting (but the wait is definitely worth it).
The current Royal Family jewels mainly date from 1660, as everything prior to that was melted down by Oliver Cromwell after the English Civil War. The most important piece is the Imperial State Crown, which is worn by Her Majesty at the State Opening of Parliament. It is encrusted with 2,868 diamonds, 273 pearls, 17 sapphires, 11 emeralds and 5 rubies, and is said to be worth over £27.5 million.
Another impressive piece is the Sovereign’s Sceptre. This contains the world’s largest cut diamond: the 530-carat Cullinan I.
The Yeoman Warders (or Beefeaters) lead hour-long tours throughout the day, which are included with your Tower of London tickets, so be sure to note the starting times at the entrance gate. They’ll take you around the buildings (exteriors only) and tell you about a few Tower of London ghosts.
There are around thirty-five Beefeaters in total, and they all perform ceremonial duties and take tourists on Tower of London tours. The Chief Yeoman is also responsible for performing the Ceremony of the Keys, which has taken place every night for five hundred years.
In 1688 Charles II was warned that if anything happened to the Tower of London ravens then England would fall to a foreign invasion, so a small family has been kept captive ever since. Their wings are carefully clipped to make sure that escape is impossible.
This review originally appeared in his London blog
I was actually dreading going to the Tower of London because I know the place is huge and my knees are shot, and I didn’t fancy the walking (I’m getting old). But it actually wasn’t too bad. Sure, there are a load of steep windy stairs and narrow passageways, but there’s also a lot of standing about and sitting whilst you listen to the guide. You can even go on a tour with a Yeoman Warden if you want – those big blokes with booming voices and hairy faces – but I plumped for the audio guide instead.
The place is massive. It is like a little city inside the walls, complete with rows of little houses where the staff all live. You can walk around wherever you want, whichever way you want, so you definitely need to get hold of a map because the entrances to all the different towers and walkways are quite well hidden. It’s also a bit of a maze – you will often spy some people on top of a walkway, or coming out of a tower, and see no visible means to follow them. With the walkways especially, you’ll find that you have to enter them at a certain place and then follow them all around the curtain wall, taking in the towers as you go. It probably took me the best part of four hours to see the whole lot.
Traitor’s Gate is one of the first things you see when you enter, and it’s quite evocative peering down into the gloomy water where the doomed set foot. You can see the stairs where they walked up too, and the big military machines on the wall above. The towers above the gate are pretty rubbish though (St. Stephen’s Tower). They were the State Rooms of Edward I and have been done up to look like it was in his time, complete with a big bed and throne room. But it just doesn’t look very old – it looks like they got the bed and furnishings out of MFI.
The famous Bloody Tower comes next. Inside is a display of all the torture equipment that they used on the “guests”. They’ve got a rack and manicles, but I reckon the worst one was the ’Scavenger’s Daughter’, which was a couple of iron bars clamped around your torso and legs to bend you down into an uncomfortable crouch – forever. That might sound easy, but they’ve got pictures on the wall of how tight the crouch was. It’s tight! Tight enough to pop the bones out of your skin.
Tower Green is probably the prettiest piece of the whole site, because there’s a load of little Tudor houses round the outside where the Yeomen Warders live. They’ve got a good view out of their bedroom window to the spot where they chopped off the people’s heads. There’s no chopping block anymore, just a modern glass sculpture where it once stood.
After that comes the Waterloo Barracks where they keep the Crown Jewels. They’re all housed inside a glass box which has a conveyor belt running up the front and round the back, to stop people lingering too long.
There’s a surprising amount of stuff in there, there’s about ten crowns and a load of golden plates and spoons and sceptres. They had a punch bowl which was the biggest bit of gold I have ever seen in my life, and plates as big as wagon wheels. The diamonds in the last two crowns must have been the size of eyeballs. And it’s not just the Queen’s stuff either, but crowns for the other monarchs dating back a few centuries.
The best bit of the tour is obviously the bit in the middle – the White Tower. At the moment it is filled with a big display of armour, guns, cannons and swords. As soon as you walk in the door you are confronted with a life-size horse and Henry VIII’s armour sitting pretty on top. It’s probably about ten feet tall from tip to toe. And a bit further down they’ve got another one of him standing up. That’s probably the best suit of armour in the whole building because it is massive. I swear to god his codpiece sticks out six inches from his stomach, and his girth is big enough to fit me inside (twice), plus you, too.
> Craig’s review of Tower of London – “A bit of bad weather is good. If you can't visit the Tower of London at night then try and come here when it's wet. And I mean proper wet: getting drenched wet. Rain like grey paint that clears the crowds and shows you what it was like 1,000 years ago when the only visitors were prisoners. There are only three places in London where I genuinely dread the crowds: the… continued”
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