Craig recommends… Here’s my latest Clink Prison Museum review. You might like to read my review of the London Dungeon as well. If you enjoy scary attractions then you’ll find some more torture equipment at the Tower of London. Or how about a Jack the Ripper Tour, Ghost Bus Tour or Ghost Tour of Hampton Court?
Clink Prison was an infamous jail on Bankside which dated all the way back to the 12th-century. It was notorious in medieval times for its cruel practices.
It remained a working prison right up until the Gordon Riots of 1780, when it was burned to the ground during a violent riot by angry and rampaging Londoners.
Trouble began when Lord Gordon led a procession to Parliament to protest about the relaxation of the anti-Catholic laws. The crowd became increasingly boisterous and started looting Catholic chapels, which encouraged every lowlife in London to descend on Westminster to rape, burn and pillage the town.
Anarchy reigned in London for a whole week, during which time the Clink Prison was burned to the ground and the Bank of England was held up with muskets.
By the time the Government had restored some kind of order 285 people had been killed and murdered, and 25 more were hanged. Gordon himself was arrested and acquitted of high treason, as he never planned the terrible event.
This review originally appeared in his blog
The Clink Prison Museum is like a poor man’s London Dungeon. It’s alright if you have seven quid burning a hole in your pocket, I suppose, but I was in and out of the place in thirty minutes because it’s so small. So don’t go expecting it to fill up an afternoon, because it won’t.
There’s nothing to see of the original Clink Prison anymore. There’s nothing historical in it. And it’s not really done up to look like a prison either. It’s all dark and gloomy and has a strange smell about the place… but I think that was deliberate. You walk around about ten gloomy rooms reading all the boards about famous crimes and criminals, and what dreadful punishments awaited the wretched once they were kicked through the door. You can also hear some banging and clanking and screams and shrieks of the prisoners over the speakers.
They’ve got a decent collection of torture equipment on display, and lots of wax models of the prisoners looking suitably sad in manacles and chains. You can even stoop down and rest your head on the chopping block if you want, and have your photo taken sitting in an electric chair. I would quite liked to have strung up some of the noisy young tourists in a gibbet, and taken a photo of them, but no, you can’t do that anymore because of the dumb EU health and safety rules.
Here’s my advice: visit the London Dungeon instead.
> Craig’s review of Clink Prison Museum – “What do you get for committing a sin these days? Five Hail Marys and a couple of Our Fathers. I haven't been to church for years so I havent got a clue but I'm guessing they don't lock you up in the Clink Prison anymore. Because that's what happened when the Bishop of Winchester was in charge. Winchester Palace is long gone now but back in the 12th-century the bishop… continued”
If you enjoy this then try: London Bridge Experience (you can walk it in 4 mins); London Dungeon (walk it in 26 mins or catch a train from London Bridge to Waterloo) and Madame Tussauds (catch the tube from London Bridge to Baker Street).
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