About this blog
I’m going to try and visit every attraction in London (even the rubbish ones), and every big event like 'Trooping the Colour' as well. But it will probably take me about ten years to complete because I’m too lazy to get out of bed most days, so I hope you stick around until the end.
Where I’ve been…
These are the top 25 things that I’ve enjoyed the most:
Went down Burlington Arcade today. It's a bit risky walking down there when you look like a loser with no money like me, because the Burlington Berties might chuck you out. They are supposed to stalk the mall kicking out the louts, but if truth be told they are just a couple of old guys in top hat and tails. They are supposed to enforce a load of dopey rules like "no whistling!", "no singing!" and "no holding an open umbrella!" but they are totally useless. If I was in charge I would sack them because when I was in there today a couple of kids decided to tempt fate and whistle a few bars, but what did they do? Nothing. Nowt. I was outraged! I thought they'd come charging down with machine guns blazing and blow the kids away, but they didn't even beat them up or nothing. I bet if I whistled a tune though, they'd lock me up for a week. That is the kind of luck I have.
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